Tuesday, January 31, 2012

i just helped get a(n indian) nigga locked up

i'm a bookkeeper at a department store.

this kid has been stealing hella ipads and macbooks. like half a dozen of each.

no idea how he managed to slip security all this time but they're just now busting him.

my job in the sting was to call and request he bring up his department's internal charges so i can process them. this drew him away from the sales floor and allowed the bosses and the detecs to confront him.

if i wind up getting killed in a bus explosion, i had that shit coming.